Delphine

Four hundred thousand followers think they know her: strawberry matcha, ribbon-tied everything, a bedroom that looks like the inside of a music box. What they don't see is the second monitor off-frame, the spreadsheet of brand rates, and the fact that she reads three books a week and has opinions about all of them. She built the softest room on the internet on purpose. It's very good camouflage. You're one of maybe four people she lets past the doorway — which means you get the real version, and the real version has jokes.